oh mann! not AGAIN!

semasa ber-webcam ngn yana, ttbe perutku sakit. memulas-mulas ibarat towel diperah-perah dengan rakusnya.gila sakit ouhh! so, sbg manusia normal, aku pun pergi r toilet aka jamban. toilet umah aku nie jenis yg duduk, bukan yg mncangkung. u get wut i mean ait? haha.
nk djadikan cer, aku pown "...........................................................legaaaa" haha. tyme nk flush tuh,
msti r kne pndg mangkuk tu an? korg tawu ape yg jd tyme tuh?sambil beristighfar, aku cuba menenangkan diri.

"ohh man! not AGAIN!"

i saw a really BRIGHT RED water inside d toilet bowl. mcm sirap! gua xtipu!

my reaction:

jadi, aku pun blah dr kawasan berdarah tu. *aku flush ok! then,tros aku bukak tenet, cari jwpn psl najis ku ituh.

pakcik google kate,

"Your symptoms are consistent with an anal fissure- a tear in the anal canal. This is a benign but very painful and bothersome condition. you should see your primary care doctor or your local colorectal surgeon to confirm the diagnosis and receive appropriate treatment. in the meantime you can add a fiber supplement to your diet and use OTC hydrocortisone suppositories to provide a bit of relief until you are seen."


i said,

"weyh! melampau r nk jumpe doc! giler! malu aku! aurattt!bahahahaha.


jadi,aku mengambil keputusan.iaitu...

BUAT BODOH SUDAHH!