who's better?

salam. pagi semalam, dengar hitz. selain nak dengar gotcha, ngan era punya can i help you, there was another thing that grabbed my attention. yesterday's morning topic was quite, hurmm mind-blowing sikit la.

"who's better in breaking up?"

haha, the result?( slack la, xbyk sgt dorg discuss.) kebanyakan caller yg manage to get through the line were guyyysssss... so as predicted, they voted for GIRLS. haih. i'm not being sexist (?) about this, but somehow, their reason makes me wonder la. betul ke? cet, macam ade unsur denial pulak. :P

ade sorg caller cakap, girls are better in breaking up because from his observation, when a girl ask for a break up, then the next day, or week, she will got a new partner, in instance! then the caller added some more, "guys are never like that, they need some time to be stable, or might get busy with something else before he can get in a new relationship". nasib baik la si JJ ke rudy tah backup, dia habaq lebih kurang macam ni " of cz la. that's because the guy was still afraid of his ex! " KAHKAH.

takot ke? wahai anda lelaki sekalian? hahahha. drama la. ada je aku tengok situasi yang terbalik berlaku. so, aku tak berpihak kat mana2 jantina. dua-dua sama hebat. cuma satu je yang membezakan dorg: cara nak handle diri sendiri right after the break up. kan?

okay. lupekan subjek di atas. aku nak cerita satu kisah dongeng.

dulu, Timun kenal dengan Tauge. dorang sama baru kenal through third party la. lama-lama, jatuh la hati. tak sampai sebulan, break up. Timun yang mintak, sebab dia rasa dia suka dekat Tempe terlebih. habis kuciwawa la si Tauge sebab kekasih hati dirampas orang. sampai dendam kesumat la kiranya si Tauge kat Timun&Tempe ni.

setahun kemudian, Tauge dapat tahu si Timun&Tempe da break up. gelak besar kemain. dok perli sampai bertan-tan lori. tapi Timun buat derk je. yang best nye, si Tauge still kawan dengan Timun sampai sekarang. pernah jugak si Tauge nak masuk line, tapi Timun reject. almaklum, member selamanya member. jatuh 2 kali tu tak mungkin, tu prinsip Timun la kan. tengok2, si Timun baru je jatuh hati dekat Terung. waktu tu, Tauge baru nak ayat Timun lagi sekali. adui. kuciwawa kali ke berapa pun, tak tahu. Tauge bawak diri. dia pi tinggalkan Timun , suruh balik sendiri. sampai Timun kena berendam dalam hujan, balik sorang-sorang. tapi ape Timun kesah? chillax. tak gentar la dia nak balik sendiri, pandai pergi, pandai lah balik, kata Timun sorang-sorang.

yang Timun respect kat Tauge ialah, Tauge tak pernah makan dalam kat Timun. he always there when timun need him. whenever Timun need tauge, he'll pick up the phone. and so do Timun. whenever Tauge have some trouble with his gf, he will ask help from timun. macam tu lah member kan?

alih-alih, setahun berlalu. Timun got nobody, and Tauge is still with his new gf. Tauge wants to meet Timun. so dorang jumpa. jumpa dekat tempat pertama dorg jumpa dulu, Mapley. borak punya borak, Tauge pun start dengan soalan membunuh:

"you still dengan somebody?"

"hurm, not any more. haha. kenapa tanya?"

"takla, i wonder. dulu kan you pernah call i, nangis2 semua. you kata you tension study. i pelik, dah berbulan2 kot you tak kontek i. so, i bet, mesti you gado kan mase tu?"

"haha, no la silly. seriously, dengan final semua, sape tak tension kan. time tu, i banyak lagi tau tak cover topik-topik killer tu. nasib you ada. thanks sebab sudi lend your ears. "

"alah, no hal lah. member kan. you call je, i'll always there for you."

"urm, apa cer awek you? sama kampus right?"

"hey, you! stalkerr!"

"haha, i pro lah! esyh, sape tu? sape tu?? "

so the conversation goes on and on, until..

"eh, kenapa eh you break up ngn Terung? cer citer"

"lah, you pulak nak jadi stalker eh? takpayah laa. haha"

"saje je nak tahu. cer la."

"hurm, biasalah. alasan lebih kurang je macam Tempe dulu,blablabla"

"really? you tatau ke, semua orang dah tau la, budak kt tempat you tu, macam sarung baju je? dah habis study, org lain pula. "

"ehh, you jgn nak tuduh bukan-bukan. he's different."

"i bukan nak cakap ape, but that's the reality, and reality hurts."

"memanglah, tapi segelintir je la. tak baik tau tuduh."

"yerla-yerla, okay. lagi satu i nak tanye."

"ape dia?"

"jangan mara tau, kalau i tanye ni sounds stupid for you."

"eleh, nak mara pun takde gune la.cepatlah. ape dia?"

"how does it feel? best tak?"

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" haha. best. " *senyuman palsu si Timun bagi

" tu lah. what comes around, goes around. kan?"

Timun hanya mampu tersenyum dan tersenyum dan tersenyum... (dan tersenyum.....)

motif kisah dongeng ni?

mungkin kisah ni takkan berlaku kalau Timun tak reject Tauge satu masa dulu. tapi kalau takde Tauge, tak mungkin dia kenal dengan Tempe dan Terung, kan? okay, itu sangat bosan. aku memang suka post cerita bosan. tapi pokok pangkalnya memang macam tu. dah termaktub, Timun tu tak berhak dijadikan milik Tauge, Tempe atau Terung, jadi, buat apa nak merungut? senyum saja lah.

ada sorg kawan aku tulis status membunuh tahap lapan:

WITHOUT YOU!!!!! i can still survive,for me is nothing cz since i were born till now u are not with me! (how ppl treat me i will treat them back twice)..

kahkah. style! *suka words ke -23 smpi ke-32

p/s: post kali ni panjang.