Pintu almari dikuak luas. Tangan mencapai sesuatu yang paling berharga, sesuatu yang paling bernilai; Megi.
*klik*
"yes, air panas dah maaasaaaaak!"
"ish. diamma. haha!"
"coffee timeeeeeeee!"
" yuk!"
"megiiiiiiii jom!"
"ishh. syarah! toksah la makan megi. tak elok lah. suka sangat makan benda tu."
"biarlahhhh"
"awak tu da la budak Food. tak payah ajar. patutnya dah tahu kan megi tu tak elok"
"mana ada tak elok. okay je"
"tak elok!"
"elok!"
"TAAAAAAAAKKK EEEELOKKK"
"elok. trust me"
"ish. orang cakap taknak dengar"
"okay fine. nak dengar tak? nak orang explain tak?"
"nak. ape?"
"there is no good or bad food in this world. got it? there is none. what matters is the way or the amount you consume that food, whether is in control amount or not. it is considered as bad IF you take it EXCESSIVELY. okay?"
"alah. terang-terang megi tu tak elok. banyak bahan additive. budak food kan expert!"
"listen. megi tu still elok. and HELLOOO. everything yang ada kat market memang ada food additive, and it is not in megi only. duhhh~ yang penting, you take it moderately lah."
"same je tu. megi still tak elok"
"alright. whatever. i'm going to eat my maggie even if it's full with food additive"
*pasang earphone, full volume*
p/s: dan pada malam itu, kedengaran suara sumbang "LAPAAAAAAAARRRRR!". megi depan mata tanak. lantak ko lah labu.
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