Loser pergi klinik.

Salam.

Yesterday i went to a clinic nearby my home. I went there by myself. So mmg sumpah dah lama tak pergi klinik, lagi-lagi kalau pergi sorang (kalau kat u tu dah biasa pergi). The perk of going alone is that i knew that i should have my own money to pay the  medical charge, the drugs, etc. Kalau dengan parents, boleh la guna dorang punya panel, so free. Disebabkan i got this one allergy and i didnt want my parents to worry, so pergi je lah sorang. Apedehal kan.

So before i went there, of course kena refer google dulu. Haha. What type of problem i would have, what type of drugs that i would get, berapa kos, benda tu available tak kat pharmacy, etc. As a jobless (and hopeless) person, money is the big issue. Lol. Of course i would go to the pharmacy as the other alternative. Cheaper and faster IF only the allergy thing is the disease that has been examined or approved by the doctor. Kang salah ubat, naya pulak kan.

Nak tak nak, clinic je la yang patut pergi (pfft).

So i went there at 2.50pm and saw there was no patient around. Then pergi dekat  kaunter and the conversation was like this:

*takde salam, takde any greeting

*eye contact*

*sepi dalam 2-3 seconds


Like wwwwhat? BAHAHa. Boleh pulak aku lupa tujuan nak pergi situ (and i admit that it has been ages since i met strangers outside my circles). And muka akak tu cam serious manjang, cuak gak aku nak tegur.

"Oh hai. Saya nak tanya, saya ada alergi, saya nak jumpa doc, so macam mana prosedur dia?"

-at that moment aku cam menggelabah sikit. Orang datang klinik mestilah nak jumpa doc. Pfft.

"Okay, kena register dulu lah. Before this ada panel?"
"Oh, dulu pernah ada, tapi time kecik kecik dulu. Boleh ke?
"Sila beri ic. Kita boleh check dalam sistem"

*bagi ic. Then she wrote my details on a white paper

"Doc sekarang tak masuk lagi. Dalam 3.15pm baru ada"
"Oh takpe. Saya tunggu"

Fuhh. Okay. Registration setel.  Then a bit later, dah mula patient lain datang. Makin ramai. Nasib baik awal sikit tadi. So tengah duduk tu of course mata meliar je tengok sekeliling. Betapa putihnya klinik tu. Lol. And memang krik krik. Deco ape pun takde. Reading materials apetah lagi. Memang clinic old school. Tv takde, ape pun takde. Kerusi je ada.the walls are all off-white, poster ape pun takde. Yang ada cuma some newspaper cut-outs dalam 2-3 keping. Nak layan tenet, line pun takde. Ah bosan gila. Nasib baik tak lama pastu  doc datang.

Then after that, benda paling lejen berlaku.

"Syarah, sila masuk"
So masuk je la.

"Ye syarah, ada apa"
"Macam ni doc. Saya ada allergy blalala"
"Ah okay. Okay okay. I give you cream then ubat makan. Tu saje"
"Oh. Saya punya allergy makin worse,blala"
"Okay. Takpe . You just take this. Tu saje"
"Tu je?"
"Yes. Tu je"
"Okay"

*keluar pintu
*tengok jam

The consultation was about less than two minutes.

Nak cakap seminit nanti tak caya pulak en.tapi lebih kurang aa. Aku ni dahla jenis yang mudah terhibur, memang tahan gelak depan pintu.kang orang kata mental pulak budak ni. Adoii.

Then tunggu kejap before akak kaunter panggil.

Dia bagi dua ubat. Satu cream. Satu ubat makan.

"Semua sekali rm40"

HAHAhaha. Aku bayor je la. Mintak resit sekali. memikirkan kesihatan, aku bayor dengan redha je la.

Then bila balik rumah, aku check balik ubat tu. Yang cream tu aku pena google price dia before pergi clinic. Harga dia memang belas2 ringgit la.  Then yang pil tu, macam dalam google jugak. Netizens cakap doc akan bagi dalam sepapan (means 12-14 bijik). Harga kat pharmacy for 500s will be around rm1++. So aku averagekan satu pil dlm 5-6 hengget.

So bila aku belek pil yg doc bagi kat aku tu....

Ada SEBIJIK je.


Bahahahahahahahaha.

*mental break down*

...and the rest is history.