Tuesday, May 21, 2013

attacked

"now we proceed to the 7 techniques, which we had covered earlier and can be used in yr introduction. so let just have anyone of you, volunteer? any volunteer?"

krik krik krikkk

"oh, well, you always want me to call yr name. alright, it's fine. haha. Kok Kuang, what's the two techniques that we have been discussed earlier?"

in the mean time, one girl keep flipping the pages, scribbling some ideas on a paper, ignoring what Kok Kuang is saying.

"okay, that's good. so next, who wants to share your techniques? no one?"

the girl keep on scribbling, her eyeballs are moving horizontally, reading as fast as her could.

"well, let me call your name. sooo... Nur Syarah? tell me yours?"

the eyes keep blinking. the sweat start pouring. the words; WHY ME is appeared on her forehead. the girl slowly stand on her two wobbly legs. the 4 eyes meet each other. all the ears are waiting for an answer.


and the mouth...finally.....

"hmm. Startle the audience. yeah. startle. by giving some arguments , like that. haa."

"what do you mean by the word startle?"

"err.. something, like giving a fact, or opinion that make the audience want to argue, or question about"

"no, no. startle. what is startle?"

shit. startle? startle? what aaaaaa....

"pssst. surprise. terperanjat la sya" - a friend help her out.


"oh yaa. like giving a statement that would make them surprise, perhaps"

"like what? i bet, at this time, you should have been finished selecting your topic for the informative speech next week. so, just take the example from your topic. okay, what's yours? "

"err. i still cannot find my topic yet"

"what? you should be ready at the first place my dear! next week you should already present laa. ahyo!"

"err...... okay......"

the four eyes meet again. ..with the addition of some other eyeballs, staring her like she was a criminal or some celebrity or maybe an alien who just invaded the class.

"so, just give any idea. a topic that you can use to define the technique"

"err.... like..... haaa, like an astronaut can eat rendang in space"

"what? rendang? how can you show them about rendang that can make yr audience startle?

"by giving or showing the pictures or video of how astronaut eat in space"

"any more explanations? i think they might be not startle enough"

"hmm. do you know that rendang can be eaten in space?"

"i still dont get the idea. well, perhaps you can tell us the bigger scope of rendang?"

"well, we all know that it is quite impossible to eat rendang in space because you know, there is no gravity, and obviously, the rendang will be floating in the air, but astronaut manage to eat them"

"yeah. that's one of the good example. your topic should be about GRAVITY. first thing, you must explain about gravity and then, you can proceed with the rendang one. well done"


phew.


p/s: damn. i was absence the day before. -..-"

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